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The newest episode of Lengthy Time No See: The Podcast brings collectively comedians J.F. Harris (Invoice Burr’s The Ringers, The Late Late Present) and Martin Morrow (I Assume You Ought to Depart, St. Denis Medical), who’ve recognized one another for over a decade however by no means actually frolicked — till now. Pay attention as the 2 talk about roller-blade tradition, questionable vogue decisions, and the distinctive trauma of being your divorced mother’s emotional assist particular person within the episode above or wherever you get your podcasts.

Morrow reveals he didn’t date till he was in his late teenagers, however not for lack of want — he was simply too busy being his mother’s wingman. “My dad and mom acquired divorced after I was 5, and [my mom] handled me like [her] homosexual greatest buddy,” he jokes. “Like lots of complaining about totally different relationships or courting, and I’d must be like, ‘Aw, it’s okay mother, you’ll get it…’ There could be guys she’d be courting and I’d be like, ‘Nah, he’s an fool mother. You don’t need to date him.’”

On a weirder thread, the pair discuss locations they’d hang-out as ghosts, with Morrow suggesting it’d be enjoyable to hang-out a spot like Los Angeles’ Magic Fort. “A ghost and a magician? So annoying,” jokes again Harris, who has his personal afterlife goal: “I might like to hang-out the parking zone of a Deliberate Parenthood. Simply fuck with all of the protesters: ‘That is Jesus. You’re wrOOooOOOoonnNNggg!’”

Staying within the postmortem realm, Harris and Morrow additionally talk about the life statistics they’d prefer to see after they die. “I’d wanna know what number of occasions I used to be proper when folks had been satisfied that they had been proper, however it was really me who was proper,” jokes Morrow. “Like, ‘Fucking advised him! I knew it! They lied on me!’” Harris, in the meantime, would simply need to see what number of people he made snigger.

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Lengthy Time No See: The Podcast comes from Wes Brumbaugh and Jack Fink’s Lengthy Time No See Comedy showcase collection. The podcast was created in partnership with and is introduced by Consequence Podcast Community and Los Angeles’ Gold-Diggers, which not too long ago launched the Gold-Diggers Media manufacturing entity.